January 2012
68 posts
Beautiful
Glee Promo Song
Ben (Glee Cast Version)
I AM HYPERVENTILATING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HELP
Play
2:31
having fun isn’t hard
when you’ve got a motherfucking LIBRARY CARD
this acutally
makes all smut
worse because
our imaginations
aren’t that imaginative
because now
we have proof
help
“She’s pissed at what Sebastian has done to one of her friends — the slushie to Blaine — and there’s a little extra there and Blaine has to go to the hospital.”
“She’s pissed at what Sebastian has done to one of her friends — the slushie to Blaine”
“what Sebastian has done to one of her friends — the slushie to Blaine”
“done to one of her friends — the slushie to Blaine”
“one of her friends — Blaine”
well it’s time to see
who’s bad
- RIB: So Finchel will be singing 'Part Of Your Worl-
- Fandom: NO
- NO NO
- FUCK YOU
- Darren: NO
- NO NO
- FUCK YOU
someone’s
got a
hard luck
case of the
gayface
Because Glee is really the Let's-All-Pee-On-Kurt show.
- Kurt: When will Finn love me?
- Ryan: Never. He's straight.
- Kurt: Can I stop being bullied at least?
- Ryan: No, it's only going to get worse as the season progresses.
- Kurt: Well...At least I have my dad.
- Ryan: Lol wait until Grilled Cheesus.
- Kurt: Is he going to be okay?
- Ryan: Eventually. I should probably let you meet a cute guy to make up for it.
- Kurt: Awesome! When do we date?
- Ryan: You don't. He's straight, too.
- Kurt: Well whose gay?
- Ryan: You know that bully? Karofsky? The one that pushes you into lockers all the time and makes your life a living hell? Yeah, well, he's going to force himself on you, stealing your first kiss.
- Kurt: You've got to be kidding me.
- Ryan: Don't worry. I'm going to introduce you to a handsome, dapper, private school crooner to make it up to you. Oh, and he's gay.
- Kurt: Great! So can I date him?
- Ryan: You have to chase him. He prefers the hippie that works at the gap to you. Then he makes out with Rachel.
- Kurt: Does he ever love me back?
- Ryan: After your pet dies, yes.
- Kurt: You killed my pet?!
- Ryan: Yup. Just like I killed your chances of getting into your dream college. Your application is horrible.
- Kurt: Why?!
- Ryan: You try out for the lead in the musical but don't get it because you're "too feminine". A lot of people make fun of you for it and it really gets you down. You run for president to make up for it, but lose to Brittany.
- Kurt: That's horrible.
- Ryan: I know. That's probably why you cry all the time.
- Kurt: At least I have Blaine, though. Right?
- Ryan: I suppose so. I'm cutting your car make out scene, though. Also the scene where he buys you a Christmas present. And you're going to be the only one in the club without a Valentine this year.
- Kurt: Jesus, Ryan Murphy. Why don't you just have me get hit by a freaking bus?!
- Ryan Murphy: Hmm.
- Kurt: Shit.
